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Dirt bed vs Actual bed?

Maybe Tabitha knows something we don't… perhaps a little crater in the soil is more comfortable than my bed. I shall begin the research.

Update: It is not.

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Make me wanna

The tides move in but I'm lookin' towards you
Waves roll over but calm is out of reach

I love the feelin'
That you won't get me, you won't
I love the feelin'
That you won't get me, you won't

To find my way back home
I will cross the oceans
When I hear you call
I move further to be by you

The feelings I was left with, missin' you most
And I would let my head spin touchin' the coast
Of loneliness, I step through deep in the waves
Surrender to the tide movements
Every day the same question
Am I a nuisancе? Provide the proof
Roof lit the skiеs, stars and moon
Whole time down bad tryna mind my business
Engulfed in this cold world's grimace
Shiver, limits like a never known distance
Please rid me of the guilt I'm dismissin'
Love spells and it's such a special feelin' in it
All that I would do to make you my woman
Door got closed in my face, kept pushin'
You told me to find me, I never stopped lookin'
Wrapped in your arms is where my cure is
I will flow in your love's current


I love the feelin'
And then I told you and then I told you
I love the feelin'
Uh, and then I told you

Make me wanna
Make me wanna
Make me wanna
Make me wanna
Make me wanna
Make me wanna
And then I told you
Make me wanna
Make me wanna

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Virginity secured!

TLDR - I am now the proud owner of these V cards, courtesy of J.C. (some random dude I met in the game shop who offered to begin my journey). I truly don't know how to feel; just watch in awe as I cast “feet feet” alongside “RAWR XD.” Lord hep me

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Venezuela earthquake support

It’s hard to see the footage of the bodies and loss that is happening in Venezuela right now after the two earthquakes. It's heartbreaking to see families lost because of something so unforeseeable. We managed to round up some supplies and aid and are sending them over in the hope that they can provide some good. If possible, please donate to local organizations to help after this hard time.

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My left vs right

Turns out my hands don’t want to work together as well as I want them to. I need more practice, but I'm definitely getting some semblance of what it felt like to roll my fingers in sync. I give a solid -25/10. Good stuff lol

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Who remembers burning CDs?

More importantly, who was on your top 8? What was your profile song? Did you take your profile pic with the myspace angle? Please share lol

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DC Injustice

I'm rereading Injustice: Gods Among Us, and this first book always gets me. Not only did he lose the love of his life, but also their unborn child. All through his hands, which triggered the destruction of Metropolis. I don't blame Superman for what he did; it's just the aftermath that's worth noting. Maybe I'll post more of my favorite panels from this comic. Super good read.

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Ps ps ps ps ps ps ps ps 😸

Sometimes I have to hunt her down to feed her. It’s like catching a Pokémon, but you pick it up and shove your face in it - until she says stop. This is the price for food Tabitha, this is the pricee.

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Offf courseeee 🤡

Anthony has many ‘classic’ moves, this being one of them . *Opens can of Dr Pepper… Ahhh 🥤

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Tell me whyyy - Audio Rant

car rant.m4a
Me
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Guys, I figured out the tech!

Okay, grab your Switch 2, open the stand, and use that opening slot to wedge it between the top end of your car’s steering wheel. Dude, bigggg move. It really makes it so much easier to use in a car when you’re trying to make the time pass. You’ll thank me later.

Please ignore the uncleaned dashboard. Please… pleaseeee

Edit: Fucking Jerry over here >_>

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The Number of the Beast

Woe to you, oh earth and sea
For the Devil sends the beast with wrath
Because he knows the time is short
Let him who hath understanding reckon the number of the beast
For it is a human number
Its number is 666

I left alone, my mind was blank
I needed time to think
To get the memories from my mind
What did I see? Can I believe
That what I saw that night was real and not just fantasy?

Just what I saw in my old dreams
Were they reflections of my warped mind staring back at me?
'Cause in my dreams it's always there
The evil face that twists my mind and brings me to despair

Night was black, was no use holding back
'Cause I just had to see, was someone watching me?
In the mist, dark figures move and twist
Was all this for real or just some kind of Hell?

Six, six, six, the number of the beast
Hell and fire was spawned to be released

Torches blazed and sacred chants were praised
As they start to cry, hands held to the sky
In the night, the fires are burning bright
The ritual has begun, Satan's work is done

Six, six, six, the number of the beast
Sacrifice is going on tonight

This can't go on, I must inform the law
Can this still be real, or just some crazy dream?
But I feel drawn towards the chanting hordes
Seem to mesmerize, can't avoid their eyes

Six, six, six, the number of the beast
Six, six, six, the one for you and me

I'm coming back, I will return
And I'll possess your body and I'll make you burn
I have the fire, I have the force
I have the power to make my evil take its course

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Go grab some popcorn lol 🍿

The chances are slim but never impossible if you have the right CONVICTION. See what I did there? I said the perk name… Okay never mind then… 😑

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La Llorona 🌮

Super solid place! I am very happy with the tacos here and would strongly suggest trying them. It’s in Doral on 41th St, in a food hall. Also, if you want the most bang for your dollar, check it out on Tuesday as it is that titular day of the week lol. I’m definitely going again!

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Is someone out to get me? Lol

What do you mean I have another flat?! This some bulllllllshiiiiiii lol. Alls I’m gonna say is, if I get ONE more flat, ONE more! I’m throwing hands with anyone near my car. Lefty and righty and gonna make friends with someone’s face. 🤬

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Our wetlands are on fire!

Turns out it happens more often than you’d think, more so during the dry season. Little did we know the Everglades had been getting drier the last few years, and when that happens, a fire (which happens naturally from lightning strikes) can burn longer and hotter than usual. The most important part is trying to restore some of the wetlands to the Everglades. Organizations are working towards moving water stored areas back into these parts, but it is very uncommon to have such a long dry season like we have now. Take your bets now as to why that might be... 🙃

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They 3D scanned my teeth?

Time to 3D print them and replace them with that wind-up toy (you know the one that just teeth). I’m thinking I’ll leave them lying around people's beds as a prank… Not sure if that’s quirky or just weird? Hep

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The goat - Lionel Messi?

I’m going to be honest here - I know next to nothing about sports, and that includes soccer/futbol. From what everyone says… this guy is apparently the best sports player there has ever been to play any sport. He pulled off a hat trick, aka scored 3 goals in one game (lowkey, a funny name). Okay, but like, people actively root against the Argentinean team? Make it make sense.

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Jason is cominnn! Ch ch ch… Hah hah hah…

Until then let’s watch how to actually get a flashlight save… I’m not going to point any fingers but you know how you are ANTHONY! 🤣

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Dead by daylight 10 year anniversary party!

Not fair, Jerry could go to the Orlando Regal Theater stream, but I couldn't get the day off to go! So awesome to see a game I’ve been playing for what is now 6 years - having a massive calibration today. So many changes and updates have come and gone as they reflected on 10 years. They also announced what they have planned for the next year.

A new movie, the black banquet, the randomest colab with Ice Nine Kills lol, AND a scooby doo colabertation?! Plus, my suspicion about dbd getting a new graphical update was right, so I'm excited to see how good the game can actually look running on current hardware.

Then they tease us with the next major licensed killer… Art the fuckin Clown?! Needless to say, today is what hell of a day! Lol Ahhhhhhhhhhhh

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