I ate every dead hard (pause)
Great match as the pig, they almost got the last gen but ya boi felt a disturbance in the force so I had to get the hook. Turns out I was right, that mofo had unbreakable. Good times.
I’m not a technician butt…
They said I needed to rotate my tires and I said, “nice try buddy but they rotate when I drive.” Needless to say, my tires rotated on this day lol
Also change your cabin air filter people, it get dirtier faster than you think.
How does one pose with a fake guitar?
I’m still trying to figure this theatrical pose after 20 year with no luck. You’d think its the same as a real guitar but that implies it’s a real pose and I’m not a real poser so I’m at odds. One day I’ll get there, not today.
P̶i̶n̶e̶a̶p̶p̶l̶e̶ pepperoni?
Okay new years resolution… will TRY not to eat other peoples uneaten food, especially when they’re not looking lol 🥞🌭🍔🍟🥙🌮🥗🥘🍣🍱🍪🍩🥐🦝
Word of the day…
Despair
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noun
de·spair di-ˈsper
a
: utter loss of hope
a cry of despair
“finally gave up in despair”
b
: great unhappiness or disappointment
—often used in the phrase (much) to the despair of
“The team blew a commanding lead, much to the despair of the fans.”
2
: a cause of hopelessness
“He was the despair of his parents.”
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verb
despaired; despairing; despairs
: to lose all hope or confidence
“It'll turn out all right. Don't despair.”
“We began to despair of ever winning.”
Gramps 2025
After so many years it’s closing, glad I could be there for the last karaoke (12/29/25)
I miss the tacos from LA, only the tacos
I think anyone that's a secretly a big back (as said by Jeremy) would understand the photos take before the crime. *Rubs hands together like a raccoon🦝
Ask me anything?
I made a NGL so you guys are ask me anything (anonymously), I’ll reply here with what you guys send in (about) a weeks time here. Send me what you gott!
Spoilers: Ghost of Yotei ending
What a great game! Dude it was so good. This is the ending of the game so don’t watch unless you wanna know how it ends but still, so good. On to the next game. Ggs
Christmas shopping guide- Learn how to get the perfect gift!
Step 1: Make your Christmas list (so you don’t forget anyone)
Step 2: Wait until the last possible day
Step 3: Panic and scour every store in the metropolitan area
Step 4: Enjoy! *internal opossum scream*
It’s the little things…
You ever just find something so trivial so entertaining? Make it’s just me lol
Post-card means after-card? Does that make sense? Hmm
It’s that time of the year where I span your physical mailbox with an actual hand written card, yes like actually. Sign up now for 2026 cards now!
Heep, ma keys, they in the carr
Yeah so my keys are stuck in the car and I am outside the car, this is an issue. Solution?
A) Break window
B) Break ALL windows
3) Breakdance??
C) Break down 😭
Do you think she understands me?
But seriously, she's on top of the washer and I need to wash. Pleaseeeeee movee😭
Throwback wednesday? Wed-ness-day? Wedday? lol
Lowkey miss that lead taste on paint, it’s just not the same anymore 🥲