Never have I ever golden at the corral
What will always feel odd is entering a golden corral in HIALEAH, florida. I repeat HIALEAHhhhh. Also it was like $40 bucks for dinner, not worth it. I did form a food baby, and his name shall be Jeremiah. The end.
Triple Ace 🃏🃏🃏
Look I’m not saying the skin won us the game… but I AM saying that we all looked pretty flyyyyy.
Ps. I hate that I cant ever get the audio correct for recordings. It either makes my audio sound stupid loud or it mutes every one else I’m in a party with. Please send help. 😤
“No, I don’t think life is quite that simple”
This picture of my hand with Simple and clean (remix) playing in the background. Peak.
#6 - Broken things
We can hide out in your bedroom
So I can wake up somewhere new
Pretend like I'm still open
I'll believe that you could love me
If I'm suffering
A body you crawl into bed with
'Til you forget
Do you feel the insincerity in my voice
Oh, you're the only one
I live with your hands around my throat
Begging for anyone to feel like home
I will suffocate
Darlin' I'll be anything you need
We're just broken things
We can hide out in your bedroom
And I can lie awake
Let the water fill my lungs until
I can't scream
Maybe that would make you happy
Well my love
You're the only one
I live with your hands around my throat
Begging for anyone to feel like home
I will suffocate
Darlin' I'll be anything you need
We're just broken things
Lie to me
We can pretend we're as happy as we thought
We used to be
Lie to me
Lie to me
Lie to me
I live with your hands around my throat
Begging for anyone to feel like home
I will suffocate
Darlin' I'll be anything you need
We're just broken things
Lie to me
We can pretend we're as happy
As we thought
We used to be
Lie to me
Lie to me
Cat-entines day 💘
I might be single but least I have her to keep me company today. (Still no massive stick of butter 💔)
Foretune cookie 🎵
Dude, ain’t no wayyy this cookie’s got merit, it’s not that OFFICAL fourtune cookiee lol. Also why furtune cookies gotta be so vague? Dude just tell me the date/place/person/scenario that you’re referring to, you can’t just take credit for whatevers in my life cookie. Shucks.
The concrete swamp
My point is, don’t drive into the everglades with the little ‘empty tank’ light on, can be stressful. Would not recommend.
Yard WORK!
The bane of my existence, the supplier of my turmoil, the dull knife that slips off the apple and cuts my hand instead. Jk, its not that bad lol. Check out the teeny tiny spider I found!
2 v 8 is back babyy!
An actual game mode that more geared towards survivors so its chaotic but fun. Getting Jake to join us, tis fun. Moral of the story is, dead by daylight and daylight by dead. IDK MY BFF JILL
Super bowl 🥣
What an important moment in time. Bad bunny has spoken on behalf of all us and single handedly reminded the whole world that together WE ARE AMERICA. Proud to be Hispanic.
“The only thing more powerful than hate is love.”
Throw (your hands up and wave them around like you just don’t care) back
The 90’s is overly hyped and I refuse to budge on this, also Hi dead dad!
Word of the day…
Lament
The impossible foosball shot
Dude, GameTime in sunset place is really rad. On thurdays they have all you can play for $15. Check it out before the whole place goes up in smoke!
Vecna & Springtap gameplay
These two are just so much fun! Also had a great co- captain making some good calls. Dbd with the peeps 😎
#5 - Bottom of a bottle
Been scared and lonely
I've asked myself, “is something wrong with you?”
My girlfriend told me
I need some time alone to deal with issues
But something makes me carry on
It's difficult to understand why I always wanna fly
I do it for the drugs
I do it just to feel alive
Do it for the love
That I get from the bottom of a bottle
You always call me
And ask me how I make it through the day
I'm always fallin'
I guess it's just God's way of making me pay
But something makes me carry on
It's difficult to understand why I always wanna fly
I do it for the drugs
I do it just to feel alive
Do it for the love
That I get from the bottom of a bottle
I do it for the drugs
I do it just to feel alive
Do it for the love
That I get from the bottom of a bottle
When I, I wonder why I try
And I, I wonder why I bother
And I, I wonder why I cry
Why I, I go through all this trouble
I do it for the drugs
I do it just to feel alive
Do it for the love
That I get from the bottom of a bottle
I do it for the drugs
I do it just to feel alive
Do it for the love
That I get from the bottom of a bottle
Dead by daylight 10th anniversary party?
Sooooooo there’s going to be an actual dbd party on June 14th in Montreal… maybe I go… maybeeeeeeeeee mabyeeeeee 🙃
https://10thanniversary.deadbydaylight.com/
Will it snow?
You know it’s cold outside when your mother goes and grabs the cat and puts her inside.
Rip Demond Wilson 😢
Honestly one of the funniest shows of all time. I remember watching it as a kid not knowing how much these two would impact my sense of humor. Demond and Redd, thanks for all the laughs 💔
It’s brickkkkkkkkkk
Yo did south florida forget we’re SOUTH florida? Do I gotta head to homestead to get warmth? Please someone make sense of this lol