Story time.
It’s cold outside tonight so I say, “hey I’ll leave the cat inside for a little so she can warm up.”
After a couple of hours I tell myself to take her outside so I don’t forget and leave her stuck inside, right? You follow?
Please watch as I left her up, walk her to the door, open said door, place her down…
She then proceeds to look outside, then looks up at me, then walk right back inside…
I. AM. DEAD. 🤣🤣🤣
Maybe I just suck at dbd lol 🤬
Or maybe, fuckinnnn just maybeeee this mofo is a little dirty cheater. YOU TELLLL MEEE 🙃
I can not explain
No seriously, I literally have not a single reason. Let’s just blame the tism.
Irony & Coincidence
Once upon a time I used to have a blog (of course it was tumblr lol) and on there I did a lot of things much like this. I wanted to created and I did so by writing and trying to capture some of the thoughts and feelings I had then. Drawing from a lot of the media I had absorbed up to that point; a lot of it feels raw and untethered but I intend to share some of those posts here and maybe provide context. Wish me luck (aka trying my hardest not to dead from embarrassment) 😵
This man is a mad laddd
Ever wonder what it looks like when someone is actually good at dead by daylight? Wonder no more.
Ps. Jerry only has an outside voice, this is his curse. So far, no cure. Rip my ear drums. 📢
S_n_et p_a_e?
Didn’t really grow up around sunset place so I can’t really say I had so many memories here but I did have a few. Now it’s just empty shops and weird car galleries. Still has barns and nobles, amc, la fitness, and the game time (I only ever come thurdays). I remember the shops, especially the computer cafe that was next to the movie theater, it was so cool. Feels like this is a piece of the past that’s just barely there, hopefully it stays up a little longer. Only time will tell.
Ps. Frank makes some of the Best burgers in Miami, I’ll fight anyone that disagrees.
Never have I ever golden at the corral
What will always feel odd is entering a golden corral in HIALEAH, florida. I repeat HIALEAHhhhh. Also it was like $40 bucks for dinner, not worth it. I did form a food baby, and his name shall be Jeremiah. The end.
Triple Ace 🃏🃏🃏
Look I’m not saying the skin won us the game… but I AM saying that we all looked pretty flyyyyy.
Ps. I hate that I cant ever get the audio correct for recordings. It either makes my audio sound stupid loud or it mutes every one else I’m in a party with. Please send help. 😤
“No, I don’t think life is quite that simple”
This picture of my hand with Simple and clean (remix) playing in the background. Peak.
Broken things
We can hide out in your bedroom
So I can wake up somewhere new
Pretend like I'm still open
I'll believe that you could love me
If I'm suffering
A body you crawl into bed with
'Til you forget
Do you feel the insincerity in my voice
Oh, you're the only one
I live with your hands around my throat
Begging for anyone to feel like home
I will suffocate
Darlin' I'll be anything you need
We're just broken things
We can hide out in your bedroom
And I can lie awake
Let the water fill my lungs until
I can't scream
Maybe that would make you happy
Well my love
You're the only one
I live with your hands around my throat
Begging for anyone to feel like home
I will suffocate
Darlin' I'll be anything you need
We're just broken things
Lie to me
We can pretend we're as happy as we thought
We used to be
Lie to me
Lie to me
Lie to me
I live with your hands around my throat
Begging for anyone to feel like home
I will suffocate
Darlin' I'll be anything you need
We're just broken things
Lie to me
We can pretend we're as happy
As we thought
We used to be
Lie to me
Lie to me
Cat-entines day 💘
I might be single but least I have her to keep me company today. (Still no massive stick of butter 💔)
Foretune cookie 🎵
Dude, ain’t no wayyy this cookie’s got merit, it’s not that OFFICAL fourtune cookiee lol. Also why furtune cookies gotta be so vague? Dude just tell me the date/place/person/scenario that you’re referring to, you can’t just take credit for whatevers in my life cookie. Shucks.
The concrete swamp
My point is, don’t drive into the everglades with the little ‘empty tank’ light on, can be stressful. Would not recommend.
Yard WORK!
The bane of my existence, the supplier of my turmoil, the dull knife that slips off the apple and cuts my hand instead. Jk, its not that bad lol. Check out the teeny tiny spider I found!
2 v 8 is back babyy!
An actual game mode that more geared towards survivors so its chaotic but fun. Getting Jake to join us, tis fun. Moral of the story is, dead by daylight and daylight by dead. IDK MY BFF JILL
Super bowl 🥣
What an important moment in time. Bad bunny has spoken on behalf of all us and single handedly reminded the whole world that together WE ARE AMERICA. Proud to be Hispanic.
“The only thing more powerful than hate is love.”
Throw (your hands up and wave them around like you just don’t care) back
The 90’s is overly hyped and I refuse to budge on this, also Hi dead dad!
Word of the day…
Lament
The impossible foosball shot
Dude, GameTime in sunset place is really rad. On thurdays they have all you can play for $15. Check it out before the whole place goes up in smoke!