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A new challenger approaches!

All I see are four flowers, with FOUR SHADOWS lol 😉

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13 Hours Laterrr

I fuckinnnn called it! The new dead by daylight killer is going to be no other than JASON! The hype is REAL!!! Ahhhhhhhhhh 🔪🔪🔪

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Please pay us Dr. Pepper!

Not an ad butt, Taco lovers on 36th street is freakin great, I suggest it.


*Edit - I actually came back here to update this post as I have now found out that Miami Springs is one of the top 5 cities in all of Florida that is leading in arresting illegal immigrants through minor infractions. The new chef of MSPD has empowered his officers to detain and arrest people without papers and process them for deportation. They might be using license plate readers hidden around the edges of Miami Springs to spot cars, then pull them over. This is important. Do not go to Miami Springs unless needed. It is very unfortunate, as I thought better of Springs. Very sad to see.

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Auto-correct hates this place…

“You know, Porter… Some people die of nostalgia, so you better look out.
Just kidding, lol. Good one!”

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I’m living in networking hell…

Trying to create a port, with security, and fighting a dynamic IP… I’m starting to understand why people in the IT profession create such managed cable work because it’s basically just a psychiatric insane asylum with padded walls. The frustration is on another level. Good news through, I have my first mental evaluation tomorrow. I told the voice in my head I’m fine, but they insist.

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#16 - Buck-Toothed Particle Smashers

Is it genetic? Did you catch it?
It hadn't bled until you tapped it
She's sun-bleached and your luck's in
(Whatever gets you off, incestuous love)

You didn't know you'd get infected
Late night when you crept in
I wouldn't advocate eugenics, but
(Whatever gets you off, incestuous love)

It's the yin and the yang, and the yang and the yin
Life without sex is a life without sin
We're just buck-toothed players (ooh)
Playing ourselves out

It's the yin and the yang, and the yang and the yin
Life without sex is a life without sin
We're just buck-toothed players (ooh)
Playing ourselves out
Buck-toothed players (ooh)
Playing ourselves out

Expect I'll get what you expected
It's benign but defected
It's the fluoride I ingested
(Atoms to dust, infinite love)

I'd quit, but I don't know when to stop
When the tar in my veins begins to clot
Do I sound like I mean it?
(Do you mean it?)

It's the yin and the yang, and the yang and the yin
Life without sex is a life without sin
We're just buck-toothed players (ooh)
Playing ourselves out

It's the yin and the yang, and the yang and the yin
Life without sex is a life without sin
We're just buck-toothed players (ooh)
Playing ourselves out
Buck-toothed players (ooh)
Playing ourselves out
Buck-toothed players (ooh)
Playing ourselves out

It's what's inside the blister
A good girl and her sister
Love-pus filled confessor
(It swells 'til it blows, incestuous love)

Pornstruck absolution
Please cure my confusion
I might need that infusion
(Padre, padre, absolvo te)

It's the yin and the yang, and the yang and the yin
Life without sex is a life without sin
We're just buck-toothed players (ooh)
Playing ourselves out

It's the yin and the yang, and the yang and the yin
Life without sex is a life without sin
We're just buck-toothed players (ooh)
Playing ourselves out
Buck-toothed players (ooh)
Playing ourselves out
Buck-toothed players (ooh)
Playing ourselves out

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🤯

When your coworker breaks out this bad boy at the chow hall and you can't help but drop your jaw in awe. That's flex if I ever saw it.

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A house is not a home

I wonder who lived here, I wonder what happened to them all, and where they are now. Do they remember this place? Do they miss it? Will they recall every memory that took place here? Their first Christmas here, the time spent with friends and family, their first day of school, their last day of school, the final time they would close that door knowing this wasn’t their home longer. I don't know, but it really makes me wonder.

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The man, the myth, the Shaw.

The past is a weird thing; it happened, and because of every decision made, it created a path forward into what is now the present. It’s only when you look back at these decisions that you somewhat understand the present in context. What was that idiom he says… “Those who forget their pasta are bound to reheat it.” Yeah that lol

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Flowers, what a crazy concept 💐lol

It happened, I got a haircut lol. Fun fact, the same lady has cut my hair for the last 7 years now… It's been a whole year since I saw her, so I figured I should give her a little something, critter included. It was a hot minute, but sometimes it's the little things that matter. Thank you, Mari 🥰

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Step 1: NAS

Step 2: Wait 18 hours for Raid 1

Step 3: Legally obtain content

Step 4: Profittt? 💸💸💸

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Word of the day…

Pathos


noun

pa·​thos

:Persuading by appealing to the audience's emotions, values, and beliefs.

Examples: Using personal stories, anecdotes, or vivid language that evokes empathy, anger, or passion.

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Great game design!

So this isn't my gameplay (mostly because when I fought this boss, I was so confused that it took me like forever), but I wanted to share this here anyway. This was so creative and honestly reminds me of something Hideo Kojima would pull off. So many fun tidbits that I thought it was worth a watch, you can fast forward to the 2:40 mark. Just be prepared for the unexpected lol.

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South florida is just a bunch of water highways

Canal - It’s a man-made waterway built to connect bodies of water. It’s used to allow boats inland/shortcuts, for transport, farming, or, what we really use it for here, manage drainage and flooding. Without them, the whole city wouldn’t have a way to get water out (not counting evaporation). Apparently, back then the water used to be so clean/clear people would just swim in them, not the case now lol. Cool piece of South Florida knowledge.

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The gift that keeps on giving

This game is so random. Not only will you be surprised, you will be in awe. When art imitates life you can’t but pause to witness lol

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The luck of the fryrish

Who needs AAA when you have a Japanese instructional booklet with images. It’s a toss up between that and the Swedish when it comes to… look at photo… now do that thing in the photo. Do yourself a favor, go watch a 3 minute video on how to change a tire, it’s a basic skill everyone should know. You’ll thank me later. OR just call me, I’ll walk you through it.

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#15 - This life

Baby, I know pain is as natural as the rain
I just thought it didn't rain in California
Baby, I know love isn't what I thought it was
'Cause I've never known a love like this before ya

Baby, I know dreams tend to crumble at extremes
I just thought our dream would last a little bit longer
There's a time when every man draws a line down in the sand
We're surviving, we're still living I was stronger

You've been cheating on, cheating on me
I've been cheating on, cheating on you
You've been cheating on me
But I've been cheating through this life
And all its suffering
Oh Christ,
Am I good for nothing?

Baby, I know hate is always waiting at the gate
I just thought we locked the gate when we left in the morning
I was told that war is how we landed on these shores
I just thought the drums would all be loud warnings

You've been cheating on, cheating on me
I've been cheating on, cheating on you
You've been cheating on me
But I've been cheating through this life
And all its suffering

Oh Christ, am I good for for nothing?

Baby, I know death probably hasn't happened yet
'Cause I don't remember living life before this
And darling, our disease is the same one as the trees
Unaware that they've been living in a forest

You've been cheating on, cheating on me
I've been cheating on, cheating on you
You've been cheating on me
But I've been cheating through this life

And all its suffering

Oh Christ, am I good for nothing?
This life and all its suffering

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I can’t paint.

…but I can take a snazzy picture of my baby girl as the fancy french lady she is 💖

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Clair obscur: expedition 33

There comes a point in everyone’s life where you’ve been given two choices that both suck. One choice is the one you want the most; it's the one that feels right to you, but it comes at the cost of an unsure future. The other hurts like nothing ever before, but might give you the chance for something better. Unfortunately, due to the nature of life, you will never know what will actually happen. You can only hope, and hope can sometimes feel overwhelming. I don't pretend to know what the answer is, but what I do suggest is to allow yourself to feel in these moments. It’s never easy, probably never will be, but the fact that you're here matters more than you’ll ever realize. You are loved, so please, keep going.

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Better WATCH out

Straight up MS Paint. It’s hard to explain the simple joys of opening this bad boy on Windows 98 and drawing swiggly dotted lines. Keep in mind this was before laser mouses so you had to roll around this rubber ball at the base and hope it didn’t get stuck. Thank god times have changed lol

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