I’m not one to show off buttttt 🍑

I am an EXECUTIVE MEMBER at Costco… So you know, I’m better than you in every measurable way. They even mail me a check every year to say thank you for my time and efforts. Looks, it's not easy being so one of one, but you know, maybe someday you all will understand the privilege of standing next to me at Costco. Hot dogs are on me, baby cakes 😎