The midnight bandit

I’m starting to consider the practice of wearing a bandana (over the eyes with holes cut) whilst on my late night food runs, to fit in with the wildlife, of course. Maybe they can point me towards favorable options, or idk, a giant dumpster for savaging? It’ll probably be a bad idea, as any store would call the cops on me as I look like a robber lol. Look, I’m just trying to fit in here. Also flannagan’s closes at 3 a.m., which is nice. The end.