There was once another Andy…
I only know this because Irwin will Always scream, “ANDY BOY,” across the entire room to inform everyone, including me. Mannn I love that guy lol. Romain let tus 🥬
I think I got the wrong version guyss 🙃
I kiddd. Alright, time to reset nonstop until I get my shiny Charmander! Odds are 1 out of 8192… wish me luck 🤞
#8 - Chum
Something sinister to it
The pendulum swinging slow, a degenerate moving
Through the city with criminals stealth
Welcome to enemy turf
Harder than immigrants work
Golf is stitched into my shirt
Get up off the pavement
Brush the dirt up off my psyche, psyche, psyche
Can I get that, loud-
Let me get that beat in my headphones, louder
It's probably been 12 years since my father left
Left me fatherless
And I just used to say I hate him in dishonest jest
When honestly, I miss this nigga like when I was six
And every time I got the chance to say it, I would swallow it
16, I'm hollow, intolerant, skip shots
I storm that whole bottle, I'll show you a role model
Drunk pissy pissing on somebody's front lawn
Trying to figure out how and when the fuck I missed moderate
Mama often was offering peace offerings
Think, wheeze, cough, scoffin' and he's off again
Searching for a big brother, Tyler was that
And plus he liked how I rap, the blunted mice in the trap
Too black for the white kids and too white for the blacks
From honor roll to crackin' locks up off them bicycle racks
I'm indecisive, I'm scatterbrained, and I'm frightened
It's evident in them eyes, where you hiding all them icicles at
Something sinister to it
The pendulum swinging slow, a degenerate moving
Through the city with criminals stealth
Welcome to enemy turf
Harder than immigrants work
Golf is stitched into my shirt
Get up off the pavement
Brush the dirt up off my psyche, psyche, psyche
Can I get that, loud-
Let me get that beat in my headphones, louder
Time-lapse, bars rhymin', heart's bottomless pit
Was mobbin' deep as '96 Havoc and Prodigy did
We were the potty mouth posse, crash the party and dip
With all belongings then toss 'em out to the audience
Nothing was fucking awesome trying to make it from the bottom
His sins feeling as hard as Vince Carter's knee cartilage is
Supreme garment and weed gardeners garnish his spliffs
With Keef particles and entering apartments through 'zine articles
Tolerance through boundaries, I know you happy now
Craven and these Complex fuck niggas done track me down
Just to be the guys that did it like, "I like attention"
Not the type where niggas trying to get a raise at my expense
I'm supposed to be grateful, right?
Like, "Thanks so much, " you made my life harder
And the ties between my mom and I are strained and tightened
Even more than they were before all of this shit
Been back a week and I already feel like calling it quits
Something sinister to it
The pendulum swinging slow, a degenerate moving
Through the city with criminals stealth
Welcome to enemy turf
Harder than immigrants work
Golf is stitched into my shirt
Get up off the pavement
Brush the dirt up off my psyche, psyche, psyche
Can I get that, loud-
Let me get that beat in my headphones, louder
Okay hear me outt lol
Pot pies, they are severely underrated. We need more pot pies on menus please. Like Idk, just feels like my options for KFC or whatever is in the freezer section which feels like a crime. Who can I petition for more pies?! Please help. Thank you for listening to my TedTalk.
Brackish water?
Brackish water - water with a salinity higher than freshwater but lower than seawater. It often occurs in estuaries where freshwater rivers meet the sea. Such examples include mangrove swamps, tidal creeks, and some inland seas.
The MOoON!!
If it looks like I’m drowning then FUCKING HELP ME BECAUSE I’M ACUTALLY DROWNING! K thanks!
Shocking development
The carts at Walmart have cup holders. I repeat, the shopping carts have cup holders!
It’s not always about the destination
Often, it’s the moments in between that weigh more to us than the resolution. I think it’s so obvious, as we live through it, that those scenes have a greater impact on us and foster a connection. Sounds mundane, but time together is time we need to suffuse the meaning and not just the idea that represents the word ‘family’
OR-lan-DOH
If I’ve learned anything it’s that a 24-50 is god honest the best travel zoom lens you could ever ask for. Now if it were only half the size and weight then it’d be perfect. Starting to enjoy photography again. Yay 🙂
Jurry tyme
Nothing beats some jerry duty - Interesting waiter, brand new arcade discovered, and a hidden talent only J dogs now knows and will take to his grave lol 🥪🕹️🃏👀
Disney / Datney
I think I figured out what the blue milk is: blueberry and coconut. Can’t believe I had to drive 250 milos to get to this conclusion. I saved you the drive and effort, you’re welcome.
Avoid durango?
I just realized that the brand ‘Dodge’ implies ‘to evade,’ which seems like bad marketing. Anyway, the car rental was a legit brand-new vehicle with only 43 miles. And also, why doesn't MY car have cruise control? Mannnnn thats lame toyotaaaaa, dass lameeee.
#7 - To The Flowers
And we hope somehow through time
Throughout events, through political action
Through organization that things will become more sane and healthy
But I'm afraid they will never be
To the flowers
I'm staring out myself
Scared of all I can't feel
And I'm dancing on the edge
Punching at the doorbell
Try not to wake the neighbours now (try not to wake the neighbours now)
We're all high as the gods
And as low as the demons, but she's alone
I'm saving it for best
Taking all the sentiment and starting at the end
Pain in single measures
Try not to wake the neighbours now (try not to wake the neighbours now)
We're all high as the gods
And as low as the demons, but she's alone
We're all going down, down, down
Down, down, down
(We're all going down, down, down) to the flowers
(Down, down, down) to the flowers
Down, down, down
Down, down, down
Down, down, down
Down, down, down
Down, down, down
I miss the optimist who told me I need nothing
Who said the consequence was equal to the moment
I wish for the start while I pray for the end
Let's take it all for granted, I know nothing's gonna change at all
I miss the optimist who told me I need nothing
Who said the consequence was equal to the moment
It's closing time when they turn up the lights
Let's take it all for granted, I know nothing's gonna change at all
Nothing's gonna change at all
Nothing's gonna change at all
To the flowers
To the flowers
Nothing's gonna change at all
Story time.
It’s cold outside tonight so I say, “hey I’ll leave the cat inside for a little so she can warm up.”
After a couple of hours I tell myself to take her outside so I don’t forget and leave her stuck inside, right? You follow?
Please watch as I left her up, walk her to the door, open said door, place her down…
She then proceeds to look outside, then looks up at me, then walk right back inside…
I. AM. DEAD. 🤣🤣🤣
Maybe I just suck at dbd lol 🤬
Or maybe, fuckinnnn just maybeeee this mofo is a little dirty cheater. YOU TELLLL MEEE 🙃
I can not explain
No seriously, I literally have not a single reason. Let’s just blame the tism.
Irony & Coincidence
Once upon a time I used to have a blog (of course it was tumblr lol) and on there I did a lot of things much like this. I wanted to created and I did so by writing and trying to capture some of the thoughts and feelings I had then. Drawing from a lot of the media I had absorbed up to that point; a lot of it feels raw and untethered but I intend to share some of those posts here and maybe provide context. Wish me luck (aka trying my hardest not to dead from embarrassment) 😵
This man is a mad laddd
Ever wonder what it looks like when someone is actually good at dead by daylight? Wonder no more.
Ps. Jerry only has an outside voice, this is his curse. So far, no cure. Rip my ear drums. 📢
S_n_et p_a_e?
Didn’t really grow up around sunset place so I can’t really say I had so many memories here but I did have a few. Now it’s just empty shops and weird car galleries. Still has barns and nobles, amc, la fitness, and the game time (I only ever come thurdays). I remember the shops, especially the computer cafe that was next to the movie theater, it was so cool. Feels like this is a piece of the past that’s just barely there, hopefully it stays up a little longer. Only time will tell.
Ps. Frank makes some of the Best burgers in Miami, I’ll fight anyone that disagrees.