Asking for a friend…
IS there an onion limit? If I hypothetically ate two cups of onions with one hot dog, would that hypothetically mean I’m in trouble? You know how they say you are supposed to drink 8 glasses of water a day? Is there an onion intake index I can reference like that? HYPOTHETICALLY, of course.
Pressure wash simulator but IRL
I actually fully beat the first game (which had an insane story to it), and I can verify that it’s just as satisfying to do in real life. Honestly, it just makes me consider doing it as a full-time job. I just need a fun name for my pressure washing simulator business… plz hep
If cat can get into tree?
Can cat get out of tree? Is this Schrödinger's Cat but with trees? I did try to remove her, but she did not want to get off, so I guess this is no longer in my control. Go get’em girlllllll 🙀
Zero-Sum Accounting
Something interesting happened to me at work and wanted to explain it.
The dev room
When you're exploring the level and get to a stage that makes no sense, but it's like… maybe once I unlock that next ability, I’ll go back to see if my new powers do something here…. Yeah no, that's not this. It's just a random electrical room I found at work lol. Kind of cool lookinnnn, idkkkkkk
We should have lost… but we didn’t 💭
Watch till the end, we should have lost, but by the magic of having an actually smart random, we didn't. Jerry time! He is right, though. Once he went down... we kind of all lost lol
The midnight bandit
I’m starting to consider the practice of wearing a bandana (over the eyes with holes cut) whilst on my late night food runs, to fit in with the wildlife, of course. Maybe they can point me towards favorable options, or idk, a giant dumpster for savaging? It’ll probably be a bad idea, as any store would call the cops on me as I look like a robber lol. Look, I’m just trying to fit in here. Also flannagan’s closes at 3 a.m., which is nice. The end.
Substance
We, the people, hear the words that you are saying
The darkness in our hearts remains
We can only live so long without the truth
And the message you portray leaves me empty
We, the people, hear the words that you are saying
The darkness in our hearts remains
We can only live so long without the truth
And the message you portray leaves me empty
We have the will to fight
We just don't know what's right
Our hearts are crying out
For substance to hold to
Can't you see that we are crying
While you're screaming our hearts are dying
Shut your eyes up, shut your eyes
Bliss from the unknown hurt we bear
I want you to know what I'm going through
I want you to know what I'm going through
I want you to know what I'm going through
I want you to know what I'm going through
I want you to know what I'm going through
I want you to know what I'm going through
I want you to know what I'm going through
(We have the will to fight)
I want you to know what I'm going through
(We just don't know what's right)
It fits everything and the kitchen sink!
Three years ago, I kept getting ads for this product on TikTok: a metal cuzzi that could accept every type of beer bottle/can. At first, it was just your basic videos talking about the product with the creator. Soon after, it got weird lol. It was him reacting in shock by every type of container this cuzzi could hold… like dude, didn't you invent it? Lol. Fast-forward to December of that year, and I got one. Moral of the story, I am weak so please don't spam me with your ads or else I'll cave lol. Thus my Frost buddy and the rivalry I have with Miguel 🤣
The coolest guy in town 😎
From humble beginnings, he's now on PC for the first time. They grow up so fast… *tear. More importantly, we must not have him convert to keyboard and mouse. This is a controller family, we must keep the legacy strong!
Tommie tico timeee
Rumor has it he’ll strike back in November… Rustles in the underbrush so they say. In the meantime we’ll just have to forklift through video lol 😁
Cyber truck from hellllllll
I took this photo after I got home from work, but earlier in the day, one drove into the house behind mine. It shoved this truck into the doorway and knocked another car parked out towards the street. Man, those things are like tanks. I don't know how people can drive those legally on the street. Idk man, kind of really scary to be at a red light behind one berraling towards you.
Fishy post
I think I’m ready for open water fishing, let’s get some tuna! (This is a joke, I’ll die). Dude, I got a fishhhhh, admittedly, I probably spent 2 hours trying but in the end I got this little guy. Can you tell I am very excited lol
It kinds of looks like adult painting? Lol
Finally got to get out with my buddy Erwin, who would have thought a middle aged Filipino man would be my friend. Life is strange lol.
Silverspoon
Antiacid with the silver spoon
Speak of needles through a loom
The eye is quick, but your body's sick
Apologies, I've come too soon
I am burrowing inside you
I am safe inside
Your daddy's rich
And grey as stone
A season shy of a broken home
I'd hold you tighter
My hands are tied
You're always hurt and you don't know why
Will you come back when all this is over?
When the sickness has tattooed your shoulders
And you just don't wanna feel like you're wasting all this life
Will you come back when all this is over?
Will you come back when all this is over?
When the sickness has tattooed your shoulders
And you just don't wanna feel like you're wasting all this life
Will you come back when all this is over?
The sounds, oh the soundss
This game is so random but funny. We need to get more people on so we can all play and make noises lol 🤣
Feelin like Danny 🥪🥪🥪🥪
Jeremy put me on this show called Beef, pretty funny/little sad. You should watch it! But yeah, I had to go eat an original chicken sandwich (with cheese) from Burger King as soon as I saw that scene. Amazing lol
Hoppin on the pokopia train, while waiting for the train
It’s so cute! You’re a ditto trying to return life to a voided world of nothing while meeting Pokémon to help you along the way. Ditto can learn attacks/abilities from these Pokémon that can transform the world. So far, everyone is trying to figure out where the humans are and what might have happened to the world that destroyed it. Super excited to play; so in the words of Bulbasaur, “let's get this place HUMID!” lol