How many socks are too many socks?
I have to have matching socks; they must be the same design and length. I don't want just black socks because even different brands have different plain black socks. So this concludes the semi-decade purchase; I should now have a pair that will carry me into 2031. I’m good now.
B.O.B. - Bombs Over Baghdad
One, two
One, two, three, yeah!
Inslumnational, underground
Thunder pounds when I stomp the ground (Whoo!)
Like a million elephants or silverback orangutan
You can't stop the train
Who want some don't come unprepared
I'll be there, but when I leave there
Bet I'll be a household name
Weather man tellin' us it ain't gon' rain
So now we sittin' in a drop-top, soakin' wet
In a silk suit, tryin' not to sweat
Hit somersaults without the net
But this'll be the year that we won't forget
1-9-9-9 Anno Domini, anything goes
Be what you wanna be as long as you know
Consequences are given for livin'
The fence is too high to jump in jail
Too low to dig, I might just touch hell—hot!
Get a life, now they on sale
Then I might cast you a spell
Look at what came in the mail
A scale and some Arm & Hammer
Soul-gold grill and a baby mama
Black Cadillac and a pack of Pampers
Stack of questions with no answers
Cure for cancer, cure for AIDS
Make a nigga wanna stay on tour for days
Get back home, things are wrong
Well not really, it was bad all along
Before you left adds up to a ball of power
Thoughts at a thousand miles per hour
Hello, ghetto, let your brain breathe
Believe there's always more, ha!
Don't pull the thang out, unless you plan to bang
Bombs over Baghdad!
Yeah, don't even bang unless you plan to hit something
Bombs over Baghdad!
Don't pull the thang out, unless you plan to bang
Bombs over Baghdad!
Yeah, don't even bang unless you plan to hit something
Bombs over Baghdad!
Don't pull the thang out, unless you plan to bang
Bombs over Baghdad!
Yeah, don't even bang unless you plan to hit something
Bombs over Baghdad!
Uno, dos, tres, it's on
Did you ever think a pimp rock a microphone?
Like that there boy and will still stay street
Big things happen every time we meet
Like a track team, crack fiend dying to geek
OutKast bumpin' up and down the street
Slant back Cadillac, 'bout five niggas deep
75 MCs freestyling to the beat
'Cause we get crunk, stay drunk, at the club
Should've bought an ounce, but you copped a dub
Should've held back, but you throwed the punch
Supposed to meet your girl but you packed a lunch
No D to the U to the G for you
Got a son on the way by the name of Bamboo
Got a little baby girl, four-year—Jordan
Never turned my back on my kids, for them
Should've hit it, quit it, rag-top
Before you re-up, get a laptop
Make a business for yourself, boy, set some goals
Make a fat diamond out of dusty coal
Record number four, but we on a roll
Hold up, slow up, stop, "Control"
Like Janet, Planet, Stankonia's on ya
Moving like Floyd, comin' straight to Florida
Lock all your windows, then block the corridors
Pullin' off my belt 'cause a whipping's in order
Like a three-piece fish before I cut your daughter
Yo quiero Taco Bell, then I hit the border
Pitty-pat rappers trying to get to five
I'm a microphone fiend tryin' to stay alive
When you come to ATL, boy, you better not hide
'Cause the Dungeon Family gon' ride, ha!
Don't pull the thang out, unless you plan to bang
Bombs over Baghdad!
Yeah, don't even bang unless you plan to hit something
Bombs over Baghdad!
Don't pull the thang out, unless you plan to bang
Bombs over Baghdad!
Yeah, don't even bang unless you plan to hit something
Bombs over Baghdad!
Don't pull the thang out, unless you plan to bang
Bombs over Baghdad!
Yeah, don't even bang unless you plan to hit something
Bombs over Baghdad!
Bombs over Baghdad!
Bombs over Baghdad!
Bombs over Baghdad!
Bombs over Baghdad!
Bob your head, rag-top
Bob your head, rag-top
Bob your head, rag-top
Bob your head, rag-top
Bob your head, rag-top
Bob your head, rag-top
Bob your head, rag-top
Bob your head, rag-top
Power music, electric revival
Power music, electric revival
Power music, electric revival
Power music, electric revival
Power music, electric revival
Power music, electric revival
Power music, electric revival
Venom venom venom
Venom venom venom venom venom venom venom venom venom venom venom venom venom venom venom venom venom venom venom venom venom venom venom venom venom venom venom venom venom
OoFfffffff
What a close gameee! Please watchh! We should have lost the match but my boy Jerry and me pulled some black magic here to get the dub. Yee yeeee!
Now it’s a party!
When suddenly everyone has a face but no one knows where Anthony is lol. There's Joey, and Stacy, and Scott, and Toby. Yeah, I just made up all those names. Come on people, keep uppp.
Asking for a friend…
IS there an onion limit? If I hypothetically ate two cups of onions with one hot dog, would that hypothetically mean I’m in trouble? You know how they say you are supposed to drink 8 glasses of water a day? Is there an onion intake index I can reference like that? HYPOTHETICALLY, of course.
Pressure wash simulator but IRL
I actually fully beat the first game (which had an insane story to it), and I can verify that it’s just as satisfying to do in real life. Honestly, it just makes me consider doing it as a full-time job. I just need a fun name for my pressure washing simulator business… plz hep
If cat can get into tree?
Can cat get out of tree? Is this Schrödinger's Cat but with trees? I did try to remove her, but she did not want to get off, so I guess this is no longer in my control. Go get’em girlllllll 🙀
Zero-Sum Accounting
Something interesting happened to me at work and wanted to explain it.
The dev room
When you're exploring the level and get to a stage that makes no sense, but it's like… maybe once I unlock that next ability, I’ll go back to see if my new powers do something here…. Yeah no, that's not this. It's just a random electrical room I found at work lol. Kind of cool lookinnnn, idkkkkkk
We should have lost… but we didn’t 💭
Watch till the end, we should have lost, but by the magic of having an actually smart random, we didn't. Jerry time! He is right, though. Once he went down... we kind of all lost lol
The midnight bandit
I’m starting to consider the practice of wearing a bandana (over the eyes with holes cut) whilst on my late night food runs, to fit in with the wildlife, of course. Maybe they can point me towards favorable options, or idk, a giant dumpster for savaging? It’ll probably be a bad idea, as any store would call the cops on me as I look like a robber lol. Look, I’m just trying to fit in here. Also flannagan’s closes at 3 a.m., which is nice. The end.
Substance
We, the people, hear the words that you are saying
The darkness in our hearts remains
We can only live so long without the truth
And the message you portray leaves me empty
We, the people, hear the words that you are saying
The darkness in our hearts remains
We can only live so long without the truth
And the message you portray leaves me empty
We have the will to fight
We just don't know what's right
Our hearts are crying out
For substance to hold to
Can't you see that we are crying
While you're screaming our hearts are dying
Shut your eyes up, shut your eyes
Bliss from the unknown hurt we bear
I want you to know what I'm going through
I want you to know what I'm going through
I want you to know what I'm going through
I want you to know what I'm going through
I want you to know what I'm going through
I want you to know what I'm going through
I want you to know what I'm going through
(We have the will to fight)
I want you to know what I'm going through
(We just don't know what's right)
It fits everything and the kitchen sink!
Three years ago, I kept getting ads for this product on TikTok: a metal cuzzi that could accept every type of beer bottle/can. At first, it was just your basic videos talking about the product with the creator. Soon after, it got weird lol. It was him reacting in shock by every type of container this cuzzi could hold… like dude, didn't you invent it? Lol. Fast-forward to December of that year, and I got one. Moral of the story, I am weak so please don't spam me with your ads or else I'll cave lol. Thus my Frost buddy and the rivalry I have with Miguel 🤣
The coolest guy in town 😎
From humble beginnings, he's now on PC for the first time. They grow up so fast… *tear. More importantly, we must not have him convert to keyboard and mouse. This is a controller family, we must keep the legacy strong!
Tommie tico timeee
Rumor has it he’ll strike back in November… Rustles in the underbrush so they say. In the meantime we’ll just have to forklift through video lol 😁
Cyber truck from hellllllll
I took this photo after I got home from work, but earlier in the day, one drove into the house behind mine. It shoved this truck into the doorway and knocked another car parked out towards the street. Man, those things are like tanks. I don't know how people can drive those legally on the street. Idk man, kind of really scary to be at a red light behind one berraling towards you.
Fishy post
I think I’m ready for open water fishing, let’s get some tuna! (This is a joke, I’ll die). Dude, I got a fishhhhh, admittedly, I probably spent 2 hours trying but in the end I got this little guy. Can you tell I am very excited lol